" crunched (on) "

 [ "The Crunch" ]

1: It is the pinnacle of a "do or die" moment when one's life and or many lives are in peril and to have the bravery and testicular fortitude to save the day above all costs.

  * e.g.,  ... Mighty Boosh S1 ep3 Saboo and Tony Harrison on a flying carpet: Saboo: What are you going to do when we come to the crunch? 

 [ "crunches" ]

1: sit-ups

  * e.g.,  ... "you better start doing some crunches if you wanna lose that pooch for the summer." 

 [ "Crunch" ]

1: A person with such an overwhelming personality, it sucks the energy out of their peers.

  * e.g.,  ... "Kim, would you ever date that guy?" 

 [ "Crunching" ]

1: Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes. Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl-"Guy is totally crunching on you." 

 [ "Crunch" ]

1: The specific name for the Camden Munch, in London. Run and attended by fetishists/ rubberists/ kinksters of the finest order.

  * e.g.,  ... 'I am looking forward to the Crunch this Friday, especially as it's Dolly's birthday - she'll be getting her kink on, no doubt!' 

 [ "crunch" ]

1: v. crunched, crunch•ing, crunch•es

  * e.g.,  ... I just took a huge crunch, it almost knocked down a wall in the bathroom. 

 [ "crunch" ]

2: v. tr.

  * e.g.,  ... I need to stop eating so much cheese, I haven't had a good crunch in weeks. 

 [ "crunch" ]

3:  To crush, grind, or tread noisily while taking a Dump.

 [ "crunch" ]

4:  The act of taking a huge shit

 [ "crunch" ]

5:  Slang. To perform operations on; manipulate or process (numerical, mathematical or fecal data).

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6: v. intr.

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7:  To move feces with a crushing sound.

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8:  To produce or emit a crushing sound during the act of shitting.

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9: n.

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10:  A modified sit-up position having a smaller range of motion that reduces back strain and strengthens the abdominal muscles when pushing out shit.

 [ "crunched" ]

1: Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.

  * e.g.,  ...  Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball? 

 [ "A Crunch" ]

1: A Crunch is a serious bowel movement. A bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. One's day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as Crunch Time.

  * e.g.,  ... Nick: Oh God... Justin: What? Nick: I feel it coming... Justin: What? Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?! Justin: Over there...why? Nick: It's coming! Justin: What's coming?! Nick: A CRUNCH! 

 [ "Crunching" ]

1: The act of having really rough sex. Possibly with Oreo cookies involved.

  * e.g.,  ... I was crunching with Sam Malone last night and I tore that skank up. 

 [ "Crunch" ]

1: When you eat a women out during your lunch break - You have cunt for lunch.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: Dude, your breath smells of tuna.